What? You have rules now? When did you get all fancy?
This isn’t a page about rules. This is merely a page about “guidelines”. What to expect when you drop by, and how to be a part of this less than wonderful spiral towards insanity that you are a party to.
I’m going to throw that phrase “meaningful content” out there again. If that’s what you’re looking for, this isn’t the place for you. Oh sure, I may say something every now and then that someone, with limited vocabulary, access to the outside world and intelligence may possibly find valuable, but those times will be rare. Very rare. The best you can hope for is maybe a recipe every now and then, but since I have the attention span of a one year old hopped up on M&M’s, I can’t even pin myself down to do those.
So what do I do here? Well, doesn’t look like much does it?
I play. I ramble. I jump in with both feet and always try to add a great picture with a killer caption. That’s what I do. I’ve been called genius, crazy, warped, twisted, sharp tongued and a savant~ and all of those just today!
I poke fun, but never intend to hurt anyone’s feelings. If I say something about you that appears unkind, it is meant as a “roast” more than anything. If I say “you suck!” that pretty much means this-You are so freakin funny! I am so jealous! I could never hope to write like you.
What I really do, what means the most to me here, is just be who I am. For the first time in my life, I am doing exactly what I want. Being a dork, spaz, tard, maroon, weirdo, etc. Call it what you will. Baby is out of the corner.
I am a very odd person, but in a fun way. Not in a I’m hanging out at the playground in a van kind of way.
And maybe there IS some valuable content here for my readers. Because I only ask you to do one thing. Something everyone should feel the confidence to do, no matter how old they are. No matter what circumstances life brings you. You will let more joy into your life than you ever thought possible, if you will just do this…….
How did I miss this on your blog?!?
You didn’t. I just put it there, like an hour ago. I’m on fire today. Tee hee!
Smokin’
Thank you, thank you very much. I’ll be here until Thursday. Don’t forget to tip your bartenders and waitresses. Actually, I will be here all weekend. Tomorrow is cook and do laundry day- so the laptop will be smokin, right along with the pork butt–(it was on sale!) , Will reply to comments on Le Clown’s blog, as per my guest host duties, and write chapter 4 of The Bonfire Effect. And…. a fellow blogger and I are embarking on a new co hosting type top secret venture. Tomorrow is a dry run/brainstorm pow wow.
Shitballs! I’ve turned into a real writer or somethin!
Did I just say “shitballs”?
I love Weird Al!!
Ever seen him in concert? Brilliant man, wonderful show!
I haven’t been able to yet, but I do have a concert tape from just after he released Running With Scissors. It really is a great show.
I took my kids to see his show in the 90’s, when he appeared at our county fair. It was great. Lots of fun. They really enjoyed it.
I would love to take my kids next time he’s here. They really like him, too.
Enjoy them pal, my kids are too old to even be lured to my house for a free meal unless I lace it with guilt. How old are your kids by the way?
I have 12-year old (who will be 13 this coming Monday) twins and a 1-year old son.
wow! That sounds like a sticky, smelly handful of fun. I’m so jealous. If you count my bonus kids, I have 5 boys, 24, 22 twice 20 and 16. And a daughter, 21. Mr Cheeky and I both have three each.
My hands are definitely full.
I wished for a clean, quiet peaceful house. It’s boring as hell sometimes! Be careful what you wish for. 🙂
The only thing I wish for is for more time with them. Especially the twins since I have to share them with their mother. And since I spend most of my time following the 1 year old around. I hardly feel like a part of their lives any more.
Weird Al live is a great experience. I’ll always remember just before he played my favorite song “One More Minute” he told of loving someone and then them leaving you and how that is the worst pain ever. Then he chopped his arm with a cleaver and sprayed blood all over the stage and admitted that he was wrong, and THAT was the worst pain ever. Freakin’ hysterical.
Oh my gosh! I don’t think he did that at the show I saw. But it was pretty great. He’s a fabulous entertainer. My second favorite live show ever, next to the B-2s of course.
Yeah, I was shocked. I mean, he’s got a morbid sense of humor in a clean way, and when he did that my jaw dropped. And then I laughed hard for a few minutes.
I’ll have to ask the kids if he did that. I’ve always loved that song too. I did take them to see David Copperfield in a relatively small venue. We saw him saw himself in half with that ginormous saw blade. That was pretty freaky. The kids were pretty small then. He made it snow in the theatre and then he flew around in the air. Now THAT was impressive! The kids (and I ) loved that show too.
That’s awesome. I’ve always wanted to see a live magic show, but have yet to do so.
We just got lucky that his tour brought him very close to where we live.
Yeah, I don’t think a lot of magicians come through here, which is weird cause it’s a big city lol. Oh well.
We saw him in Lincoln Nebraska.
Yeah, well my only excuse really for them not coming here is, it’s Cincinnati lol.
Hey! What happened to the Hardcore Pawn post? The link doesn’t work and I really wanted to read it, since it’s so *close to home*. Repost, pronto.
I had to post it twice. I had some real trouble with the formatting. It should be there. Hmmm. lemme check on that.
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