Tagged with humor

Thursday Haiku Madness It’s Spring! Or Is It?

Thursday Haiku Madness It’s Spring! Or Is It?

It’s here! It’s here! SPRING! Almost as exciting as the arrival of the new phone book, which consequently, happened yesterday also. But, as is usually the case in Nebraska, Spring is a vile and ruthless temptress.  It was sunny but cold and windy here yesterday, and there is a chance of snow. Spring will show … Continue reading

Just a quick post to help my good pal!

Just a quick post to help my good pal!

Hello again kids!  Many of you know I’m from Nebraska, so I have a special place in my heart for other bloggers and Twitter pals from Nebraska. One of my close, personal friends (that I’ve never met) is Big E from the fabulous blog Flies Over Nebraska. My pal Eric is having his tonsils out, … Continue reading

Hey there! Remember me?

Hey there! Remember me?

Hi kids, it’s me this time.  That gal you know and love (well, I have been known to exaggerate.) My old friends know I’m busy attending to more pressing matters, like schooling myself in the ways of the internets and all of this social media business, so I can write for Just Unfollow and their … Continue reading

The True History Of The Haiku….Or…

The True History Of The Haiku….Or…

The haiku according to El Guapo   Yes, I have wonderful friends.  The all important, all knowing, all handsome Mr. El Guapowitz took time out of his busy surfing schedule to research and write this post for me.  If you haven’t met him before, he looks like this: Isn’t he handsome?  Okay, keep reading, see how … Continue reading

Okay, Truth time…I’m evil

Okay, Truth time…I’m evil

I know you guys already thought I was fabulous, and then when Twindaddy poured the blog-love all over this page earlier today, you thought for sure I was the cheekiest darling EVER!!! But that’s not the whole story.  I whined and complained about my writer’s block, about how I’m too busy to write my own … Continue reading

My Cheeky Influence

My Cheeky Influence

A stormtrooper in Divaland?  How on earth did I get here?  And why?  Why enter a land dominated by women?  Cheeky women at that?  Because, dearest reader,  it’s there.  And it’s filled with women.  Duh.  Plus, I’m a badass stormtrooper undaunted by divas.  Unless they get angry.  Then I hide on the floor curled up … Continue reading

An Ode To Jello

Vile gelatinous stuff In every rainbow color How you taunt me You are so pretty!  Sweet, but nasty, fruity wonder How I hate to have you in my mouth The way you wiggle gives me the willies Hate to see you on the table “Do I have to take some, really?” By yourself, you’re bad … Continue reading

WWW Dot WTF?

WWW Dot WTF?

I won’t say that I have my finger on the pulse or my foot on the throat of what’s happening in Internet Land, but since I’m now writing a blog for a social media company, I am trying to be much more aware of what’s happening in cyberspace.  This week there were some big winners … Continue reading

Thursday Haiku Madness!!!

Thursday Haiku Madness!!!

Hey Kids! Here we are again, yet another Thursday, and your craptastic haiku depository is open for business!  Today, like most days right now, I’m feeling pretty irritated with the weather.  We are itching to see something green around here besides the street signs.    So, here are some lovely springy type pictures to brighten … Continue reading

Daily Prompt~ Happily Ever After

Daily Prompt~ Happily Ever After

Today’s Prompt~ “And they lived happily ever after.” Think about this line for a few minutes. Are you living happily ever after? If not, what will it take for you to get there? I know what you’re thinking, and no, I’ll spare you.  I’m not going to go there.  Those of you who read me know … Continue reading

Thursday Haiku Madness!

Thursday Haiku Madness!

Ho hum and barf and all that stuff.  I’m stuck at work today, depsite Winter Storm Q, while everyone else is frolicking in the snow or getting reacquainted with their beloved DVR. So, since there appears to be too much time and not enough to fill it, let’s do something fun…like HAIKUS!!!! Yay!!!!! Isn’t that … Continue reading

Remember I asked for guest bloggers?

Remember I asked for guest bloggers?

Well, I found this letter in my inbox shortly after the request.  This is from our blog pal Jill, who writes the delightful blog, Mind Of  A Mouse.  I can’t wait to see what she will come up with for next Wednesday, but I thought her letter  was too funny not to share with you … Continue reading