Tagged with humor

Happy New Year! Yes, I am still alive

Happy New Year! Yes, I am still alive

Still eating too much ice cream.  Still playing the ultimate drama queen. Still sort of strange and unpredictable. But still just as cute as a button! Fiddle-dee-dee! But now,things are much MUCH different than they used to be.  New town, new home, new job…where I actually have to WORK ALL DAY!!!!! I’m loving every minute … Continue reading

Daily Prompt….My parting words…..

Daily Prompt….My parting words…..

Today’s Prompt: Daily Prompt: Ha Ha Ha by michelle w. on June 21, 2013 Tell us a joke! Knock-knock joke, long story with a unexpected punchline, great zinger — all jokes are welcome! Why are you seeing the most badassest coffin ever?  Because, now that I’ve gotten your attention, I’m going to tell you one of … Continue reading

CHEEKY IS SOOOO FAT…….

CHEEKY IS SOOOO FAT…….

How fat is she? I’m sure those of you who are still hanging onto the hope that I’ll come back have wondered what the hell I’ve been doing for all these months instead of writing. Well, to be honest, it’s none of your goddam business is it?  Just kidding!  I love you guys!!!!!  Don’t run … Continue reading

The Epic Pound Cake Poem

The Epic Pound Cake Poem

Beautiful pound cake, oh thee I adore When I bake you and dress you, with my guests I will score Your heavenly scent fills the house as you cook Do I dare open the oven door for a look?  ***** The longest 75 minutes I wait for your birth But when you emerge, my soul … Continue reading

What Happens When A DIY Diva Buys A House?

What Happens When A DIY Diva Buys A House?

Hello dear readers!    I know you have waited impatiently for my next thrilling post for far too long.  I appreciate your continued support, and I am so glad you stopped by today to read.  Where’s Cheeky? Did she get her new dream home?  What about that darling and long suffering husband?  How does he … Continue reading

How much are YOU worth?

How much are YOU worth?

Hello friends, I had to take time out of my busy jet-setting life to  share this powerful and goose bump inducing manifesto, written by my new best friend from LinkedIn, Robert Jennings,~freelance writer and general overall badass.  Take these words to heart. Read them, share them, print them and wallpaper your cubicle with them. There … Continue reading

So we’re loadin’ up the truck…..

So we’re loadin’ up the truck…..

Good morning, my darlings! Many new and wonderful things happening in Cheekydivaville lately.  Most notably, that we may finally be making that move in the near future.  After months of searching, we may have  found a place we can call home. We went through a house yesterday that was everything we want and more.  Charming, … Continue reading

Who Wouldn’t Want To Be Me For A Day?

Who Wouldn’t Want To Be Me For A Day?

Today’s Prompt:If you could be someone else for a day, who would you be, and why? If that seems too easy, try this one: who would you like to have spend a day as you and what do you hope they’d learn from the experience? Come on, everybody wants to be me, right?  I’m smart, adorable, I’m … Continue reading

Blogging For Fun And Profit…..Again

Blogging For Fun And Profit…..Again

Well hello there friends and colleagues.  It seems like my hyena is almost over.  Due to many circumstances beyond my control, and a few within my control, I have been away from this silly place for far too long.  While commitments and health issues left me with little left over for my favorite waste of … Continue reading

So, You Want To Be A Guest Diva?

So, You Want To Be A Guest Diva?

Are you crazy?  Why on Earth would you want to do such a silly thing?  Before filling out the contact form, please head straight for the nearest mental health professional.  If they tell you that you are a hopeless head case and nothing can be done for you, then by all means, please come back and chat me up … Continue reading

Daily Prompt~Stranded

Daily Prompt~Stranded

Today’s Prompt~Stranded You’re stranded in a foreign city  for a day with no money and no friends. What do you do? I know I haven’t done the daily prompt for a while, but this one was just too good to pass up!  Some folks might cower in fear at the prospect of this scenario, but … Continue reading