Today’s Prompt: Daily Prompt: Ha Ha Ha by michelle w. on June 21, 2013 Tell us a joke! Knock-knock joke, long story with a unexpected punchline, great zinger — all jokes are welcome! Why are you seeing the most badassest coffin ever? Because, now that I’ve gotten your attention, I’m going to tell you one of … Continue reading
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Darling! You simply MUST read my screenplay!
Today’s Daily Prompt: What’s the biggest risk you’d like to take — but haven’t been able to? What would have to happen to make you comfortable taking it? I have made a habit of risk taking in recent years, but what I’m about to do may be among the riskiest. A lot of you have … Continue reading
CHEEKY IS SOOOO FAT…….
How fat is she? I’m sure those of you who are still hanging onto the hope that I’ll come back have wondered what the hell I’ve been doing for all these months instead of writing. Well, to be honest, it’s none of your goddam business is it? Just kidding! I love you guys!!!!! Don’t run … Continue reading
The Epic Pound Cake Poem
Beautiful pound cake, oh thee I adore When I bake you and dress you, with my guests I will score Your heavenly scent fills the house as you cook Do I dare open the oven door for a look? ***** The longest 75 minutes I wait for your birth But when you emerge, my soul … Continue reading
What Happens When A DIY Diva Buys A House?
Hello dear readers! I know you have waited impatiently for my next thrilling post for far too long. I appreciate your continued support, and I am so glad you stopped by today to read. Where’s Cheeky? Did she get her new dream home? What about that darling and long suffering husband? How does he … Continue reading
Steal your face… Part 10…
Originally posted on Pouring My Art Out:
This one is for my friend; http://thecheekydiva.com/ She finally admitted that she had a picture I could use. I am sure that she thinks I am going to do something frightful to her. But I have such an enormous amount of respect for her writing and blogging skills,…
How much are YOU worth?
Hello friends, I had to take time out of my busy jet-setting life to share this powerful and goose bump inducing manifesto, written by my new best friend from LinkedIn, Robert Jennings,~freelance writer and general overall badass. Take these words to heart. Read them, share them, print them and wallpaper your cubicle with them. There … Continue reading
So we’re loadin’ up the truck…..
Good morning, my darlings! Many new and wonderful things happening in Cheekydivaville lately. Most notably, that we may finally be making that move in the near future. After months of searching, we may have found a place we can call home. We went through a house yesterday that was everything we want and more. Charming, … Continue reading
Who Wouldn’t Want To Be Me For A Day?
Today’s Prompt:If you could be someone else for a day, who would you be, and why? If that seems too easy, try this one: who would you like to have spend a day as you and what do you hope they’d learn from the experience? Come on, everybody wants to be me, right? I’m smart, adorable, I’m … Continue reading
Blogging For Fun And Profit…..Again
Well hello there friends and colleagues. It seems like my hyena is almost over. Due to many circumstances beyond my control, and a few within my control, I have been away from this silly place for far too long. While commitments and health issues left me with little left over for my favorite waste of … Continue reading
Thursday Haiku Madness~ Better Late Than Never…right?
Geez! How lame is I?? I can’t even take enough time to write some crappy haikus? Do I need to con more blog friends to start doing this for me too? I haven’t been myself lately, folks. Biting off more than I can chew on top of ignoring a nagging health issue that I thought … Continue reading
Please Join Me On LinkedIn…For A Little Fun
Hi there everyone! I know that we all love to read and write, and if you aren’t on LinkedIn yet, you should be. Learning more about it and how to use it to your advantage is just one more thing I’m adding to my ever increasing “to do” list. Today, I started poking around for … Continue reading
So, You Want To Be A Guest Diva?
Are you crazy? Why on Earth would you want to do such a silly thing? Before filling out the contact form, please head straight for the nearest mental health professional. If they tell you that you are a hopeless head case and nothing can be done for you, then by all means, please come back and chat me up … Continue reading
Daily Prompt~Stranded
Today’s Prompt~Stranded You’re stranded in a foreign city for a day with no money and no friends. What do you do? I know I haven’t done the daily prompt for a while, but this one was just too good to pass up! Some folks might cower in fear at the prospect of this scenario, but … Continue reading
Thursday Haiku Madness It’s Spring! Or Is It?
It’s here! It’s here! SPRING! Almost as exciting as the arrival of the new phone book, which consequently, happened yesterday also. But, as is usually the case in Nebraska, Spring is a vile and ruthless temptress. It was sunny but cold and windy here yesterday, and there is a chance of snow. Spring will show … Continue reading