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The Epic Pound Cake Poem

The Epic Pound Cake Poem

Beautiful pound cake, oh thee I adore When I bake you and dress you, with my guests I will score Your heavenly scent fills the house as you cook Do I dare open the oven door for a look?  ***** The longest 75 minutes I wait for your birth But when you emerge, my soul … Continue reading

Thursday Haiku Madness It’s Spring! Or Is It?

Thursday Haiku Madness It’s Spring! Or Is It?

It’s here! It’s here! SPRING! Almost as exciting as the arrival of the new phone book, which consequently, happened yesterday also. But, as is usually the case in Nebraska, Spring is a vile and ruthless temptress.  It was sunny but cold and windy here yesterday, and there is a chance of snow. Spring will show … Continue reading

The True History Of The Haiku….Or…

The True History Of The Haiku….Or…

The haiku according to El Guapo   Yes, I have wonderful friends.  The all important, all knowing, all handsome Mr. El Guapowitz took time out of his busy surfing schedule to research and write this post for me.  If you haven’t met him before, he looks like this: Isn’t he handsome?  Okay, keep reading, see how … Continue reading

An Ode To Jello

Vile gelatinous stuff In every rainbow color How you taunt me You are so pretty!  Sweet, but nasty, fruity wonder How I hate to have you in my mouth The way you wiggle gives me the willies Hate to see you on the table “Do I have to take some, really?” By yourself, you’re bad … Continue reading