Beautiful pound cake, oh thee I adore When I bake you and dress you, with my guests I will score Your heavenly scent fills the house as you cook Do I dare open the oven door for a look? ***** The longest 75 minutes I wait for your birth But when you emerge, my soul … Continue reading
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Thursday Haiku Madness~ Better Late Than Never…right?
Geez! How lame is I?? I can’t even take enough time to write some crappy haikus? Do I need to con more blog friends to start doing this for me too? I haven’t been myself lately, folks. Biting off more than I can chew on top of ignoring a nagging health issue that I thought … Continue reading
Thursday Haiku Madness It’s Spring! Or Is It?
It’s here! It’s here! SPRING! Almost as exciting as the arrival of the new phone book, which consequently, happened yesterday also. But, as is usually the case in Nebraska, Spring is a vile and ruthless temptress. It was sunny but cold and windy here yesterday, and there is a chance of snow. Spring will show … Continue reading
Thursday Haiku Madness!~The Truth Hurts!!!!!
Before we start, let me just say another thank you to our dear friend El Guapo for yesterday’s guest post. Not only did he do a fine job, but he handled all of the insults I threw at him out of sheer jealousy all day long, and answered all the comments my former fans left … Continue reading
The True History Of The Haiku….Or…
The haiku according to El Guapo Yes, I have wonderful friends. The all important, all knowing, all handsome Mr. El Guapowitz took time out of his busy surfing schedule to research and write this post for me. If you haven’t met him before, he looks like this: Isn’t he handsome? Okay, keep reading, see how … Continue reading
Thursday Haiku Madness!!!! Random Ramblings
Today, got nothing To fill the haiku pages help me out please friends Here’s some oddball pics Completely unrelated Just fun to look at So write me some lines 5-7-5 if you please Too quiet round here Tell me ’bout your day How you plan to save the world Or just hang at home I … Continue reading
An Ode To Jello
Vile gelatinous stuff In every rainbow color How you taunt me You are so pretty! Sweet, but nasty, fruity wonder How I hate to have you in my mouth The way you wiggle gives me the willies Hate to see you on the table “Do I have to take some, really?” By yourself, you’re bad … Continue reading