Posted in June 2013

Daily Prompt….My parting words…..

Daily Prompt….My parting words…..

Today’s Prompt: Daily Prompt: Ha Ha Ha by michelle w. on June 21, 2013 Tell us a joke! Knock-knock joke, long story with a unexpected punchline, great zinger — all jokes are welcome! Why are you seeing the most badassest coffin ever?  Because, now that I’ve gotten your attention, I’m going to tell you one of … Continue reading

CHEEKY IS SOOOO FAT…….

CHEEKY IS SOOOO FAT…….

How fat is she? I’m sure those of you who are still hanging onto the hope that I’ll come back have wondered what the hell I’ve been doing for all these months instead of writing. Well, to be honest, it’s none of your goddam business is it?  Just kidding!  I love you guys!!!!!  Don’t run … Continue reading

The Epic Pound Cake Poem

The Epic Pound Cake Poem

Beautiful pound cake, oh thee I adore When I bake you and dress you, with my guests I will score Your heavenly scent fills the house as you cook Do I dare open the oven door for a look?  ***** The longest 75 minutes I wait for your birth But when you emerge, my soul … Continue reading