Geez! How lame is I?? I can’t even take enough time to write some crappy haikus? Do I need to con more blog friends to start doing this for me too? I haven’t been myself lately, folks. Biting off more than I can chew on top of ignoring a nagging health issue that I thought would go away on its own has zapped all of my energy as well as my creativity. I think I have things under control now, and soon I hope to be my old stupid self. A total pain in your ass.
Hey,…you! Wake up and make with the haikus already!
Okay, now that I’ve told the whole world that I have the vapors, let’s get on with some fine bad poems, shall we? Hmmmmmmmmm????? Alrighty then! What’s today’s topic? How about not feeling like yourself? It’s been a long Winter, and I think we are all probably ready for some much needed sunshine and vacation!!!!!!!! Haiku about that too! Woo hoo and jump up and down and all that shit!
I’m on vacation myself right now. Are you jealous? YOU SHOULD BE!!!!
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Cheeky feels like shit
Tired, headachey weak and lame
Burn candle both ends
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Thank you Google search
Better than spendy doctors
I’ll be just fine soon
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Vacation day Squee!
Me loves them 3 day weekends!
What me gonna do?
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Oh what fun I’ll have!
Catching up on my writing
And cleaning the house!
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Maybe have a chat
With a fine badass Realtor
And buy a new chair!
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Don’t let it be said
About your good pal Cheeky
That she is boring
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Y O L O-oy!
I do know how to PAR-TAY!
Oh boy….I AM lame….
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All right friends! It’s your turn! Let’s tear up the place with some killer Johnny-write-lately haikus!
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Day is almost done
Darkness reigns, sleep calls, eyes close
Tomorrow will come
Oh I wish it it was dark here already. We’re just on our way to the tax preparer. Yay!
ugh! I would wish it was dark too
It won’t be too bad…I hope
Tax preparer! May the force be with you.
Still feeling like crap
No blogging for me today
Too hard to be nice
Eating Milanos
Pepperidge Farm does it right
Distinctive cookies
Hope for tomorrow
Early Easter Day with Mom
Taking Chinese Food
(Feed a cold, starve a fever. I just have a cold so am grazing on this bag of cookies. I’m only sharing a few with the dog.)
Ate a big curry
Now thanks to this cold weather
I am still hungry
Cheeky is grumpy
Cheeky is down in the dumps
Poor little Cheeky
Cheeky has the blues
Cheeky has lost her sparkle
Sad little Cheeky
Don’t be sad Cheeky
You will make us all sad too.
Is that what you want???
Everyone is sick.
It’s not just you, dear Cheeky.
Maybe bad juju?
Time to aura cleanse.
We need all the positive
energy. Achoo!
You have it all planned out, enjoy!
Eurovision time
Is almost here hip hooray!
Sparkle, glitter, shine!