I know you guys already thought I was fabulous, and then when Twindaddy poured the blog-love all over this page earlier today, you thought for sure I was the cheekiest darling EVER!!!
I know you love me, right?
But that’s not the whole story. I whined and complained about my writer’s block, about how I’m too busy to write my own blog, so I used my wacky wiles to get others to do it for me….it went something like this…
Woe is me, my poor little blog will die without words! Won’t you please help me?
Almost immediately, I had a willing victim taker, the lovely and talented Cara from sweetherseyliving. Poor dear, she spent hours cooking, taking pictures, writing (and drinking wine) all so she could write a wildly popular post for me.
Ha ha! Not just a guest post, but a recipe, an embarrassing story and new readers for me! Thank you Cara!
Next up, my friend Jill, from Mind Of A Mouse joined in with her special brand of fun. Oh, how you people do whatever I say, I love it! I told her in no uncertain terms that her post better be good, or she would pay dearly.
If your post doesn’t get tons of hits and comments, you’re going to regret the day you were born! Do you hear me, Jill?
Scaring the bejeezus out of someone really produces great results! You guys should try it with your guest bloggers.
Was it okay, Miss Cheeky? Please don’t eat me…please?
The next brave soul to attempt this Herculean task (to make me and my readers happy), was the Blogosphere’s beloved Twindaddy from Stuphblog. He did his best to really lay it on thick didn’t he? He was kind of tough. He demanded payment. The nerve! I told him that I only pay for stuph with baked goods. Be careful what you wish for my friend……..
Here’s a lovely box of homemade cookies for you, Twindaddy. I’m eternally grateful.
Buuuaaaahaaaaahaaaaa!!!!!!
Okay, who’ s next? First available slot is the 27th. The line forms behind that stormtrooper on the floor.
Just kidding! Thanks so much all of you, I can’t wait to see what lurks in the dark corners of next week’s guest blogger. NO! I’m not telling who it is!
The Cheeky Diva 
Hey, this bread tastes funny…
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And here I was thinking you were good!
*Changes “Cheeky for Princess” buttons to “Cheeky for {President”*
No no no no!!!! I wanna be Princesssss!!!!!
Ok, WP needs to add “like” and “retweet” buttons to comments.
L..O…L
Don’t fall for it folks! I’m still recovering from the torture. Seriously.
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(And of course you would pick Cruella De Vil for my intimidation session – I actually always liked her. I still know the song.)
I cannot wait to read your next victim’s tale! LOL! This post was hilarious, especially all the evil witch photos you managed to dig up! 🙂
I read your Good Stuff to Read list and thought of the Patrick Rothfuss blog. He is absolutely hilarious. Like you. I think you’re kindred spirits. He is also a writer.. hope you check him out.
Thank you, I will!
I could do this. If you think you could handle it. I am doing a surprise guest spot on a huge blog in a few days… I can’t talk about it… but after that, whatever. I loved the use of Disney stuff in this post. Hope you don’t get sued. From now on, I will think of you as the little mermaid… a fiery dreamer… who is more than a little fishy… Ha!… I kill me.
I would love for you to guest blog, Art. I sent an email to a whole bunch of friends on Sunday asking them if they would like to, and you were included. Didn’t you get it?
I did, but between the sickness rampaging through our house and all the other stuff, I just haven’t gotten to email answering in a while… sorry…
Oh, not a problem at all. Was just hoping that you did in fact get it. You are welcome to guest host my little blog whenever you wish and can do what ever you want~ as long as it’s clean, which I know I don’t have to worry about with you, so just let me know when would be good for you if you can do it. 🙂
I will get back to you on that.
You are sooooo Evil!
Sorry Miss. Cheeky, please don’t EAT me 😦
So far so good Miss Cheeky! Your guest blogger this week was wonderbar! But I am not going to volunteer – I just don’t have the nerve!
I haven’t been able to cook since. Hopefully someday I will recover from the horrors I experienced….
Wow! That bad? I got skillz!
Babe you gots more skillz than you give yourself credit for!! Haven’t got an email in a while! When you have the free time I’d love an update! So curious about how your doing!!
I nominated you for the Liebster Award. I know there’s alot of blog awards so do with it what you’d like. If you want to read what I wrote, check it out at http://facetsoflucy.wordpress.com/2013/03/08/an-award/ and accept it as praise for your blog.
Thank you so much!
Pick me Pick me… I can do the funnies if not… have cats
Great blog as ever my dear diva!
Woo Hoo! I would love to have you guest blog, Natalie. Your post about Renato was beautiful by the way. You two are so sweet! Let me look at my schedule and see what the next open day is, ok?
Very humbled to have you say that,Thank you. Let me know whats what schedule wise and shoot me a tweet or email or comment, You know all my hiding places 😉
Would you like March 27th?
I would if possible,if Im not the first though,I don’t want to take someone else’s place 🙂
*hopes can do Cheeky proud*
Nope you’re not taking a spot. I have the 13th and the 20th covered, and my other friends can’t help out until April, so the 27th is all yours. 🙂
Yay! Thank you,now to panic for 2 weeks about what to write! Looking forward to it though.
Cheers Cheeky.
Oh puleez! No pressure, no panic. Just work your magic!
I’ll scrub my best cauldron and starch my best wizard hat!
Wooo Hooo! A villain battle royale!
You are hilarious Miz Cheeky! Love your posts :)… and ‘meeting’ all these new peeps. xxx
Thanks so much! I have a lot of fun blogger friends.