Chocolate? Vanilla? Or something else entirely?
Well, obviously chocolate. Duh.
But, chocolate isn’t just awesome by itself. It makes everything better, like in the photo above. The current flavor of the month in our house. CRAP! I hope I remembered to put it back in the freezer after I took this photo.
As long as the word “chocolate” appears in the title, it pretty much has to be good doesn’t it? Kinda like Charlie And The Chocolate Factory by Roald Dahl. He had the right idea. Great book, great movie. Just think what would have happened if other authors would have taken a cue from him and added the word “chocolate” to their title. ( Yeah, some books on this list were written before Dahl was even born, so what? Am I wikepedia now? Gimme a break)
50 Shades of Chocolate
The Girl With The Chocolate Tattoo
Chocolate Expectations
Chocula
The Chocolate Games
Lady Chatterly’s Chocolate Lover
Devil in the White Chocolate City
Pride, Prejudice and Chocolate
Captain Chocolate Pants
So there you have it. My sage advice. If you’re currently writing a book, consider adding the word “chocolate” to the title. You know I’m always right, so if you just do what I tell you, I’m confident it will be a huge bestseller. Please feel free to add some titles in the comments that you think could be improved by adding the word “chocolate”
Thanks for playing!
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I’m sure I’ll be lambasted for this, but Charlie and the Chocolate Factory suuuuuuucks. It is a big bag of suck stashed away in a box of suck that had suck spilled all over it.
Ha ha! Funny! To be honest, I’ve never read the book. So, I’m not only a fake expert on books, I’m also a big fat liar!
Well, I’m just talking about the movie, but as stupid as the movie is the book has to suck, too, right?
Chocolate does make everything better. I can’t wait to read “The Chocolate Games!” And for my own works; my NanoWriMo project – Chocolate Storm, my fantasty novel – Chocolote-scursion, and my comedy western – Chocolate Slinger. Those titles will be hot sellers, right?!!
You bet they will! 🙂
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The Good The Bad and The Chocolate. 🙂
Nice! 🙂 Thanks!
How about that extremely violent Academy Award winner, No Chocolate For Old Men?
Excellent! Good one or how about~ The Blogless Wonder’s Shiny New Chocolate Blog? That has a nice ring to it, doesn’t it??? Come on, this is the year, you know you want to. 🙂
(Based on the novel of the same name by Cormac McChocolate, of course.)
Oh dear I didn’t type fast enough. Um, try going to http://happyzinny.wordpress.com sorry that I don’t know how to link properly yet!
Yay! Is this you? How awesome!
No chocolate for my novel. I added vampires, wizards, sex, whips, and chains. Bingo! Instant bestseller.
Well, if you can cram all of those things in one book, then I have no doubt it will be a big hit.
I think you might be on to something.. I may try it on my next book. Seems like it should be tested with a post title or something, but it makes so much sense and I am just a dive right in why test anything kind of person… if I do I will definitely credit you for the idea..;-)
Well, you must know, that I take the credit for all good ideas, whether or not they are my own, so you’ve been warned. 🙂
How do you think Indiana Jones might react:
Raiders of the Chocolate Ark
The Temple of Chocolate or The Chocolate of Doom
The Chocolate Crusade
I love it! How about this other, lesser known Harrison Chocolate trilogy:
Chocolate Wars
The Chocolate Strikes Back
Return Of The Chocolate
???
I’d go see all of those.
I love chick flicks. How about:
You’ve Got Chocolate
Chocolate at Tiffany’s
Gone with the Chocolate
Bridget Jone’s Chocolate
When Harry Met Chocolate
Chocolate works perfectly with chick flicks. Here’s a great book: Chocolate Hunter, A Susan Hunter Mystery. 😉
In other news, survived the tax bite. Missed your Tuesday “check-in” but will be here next Tuesday! 2:45 … time for bed!
Have you caught the latest chocolate infused movies?
Chocolate Unchained
Chocolate Guilt Trip
Chocolate Squad
And my personal favorite horror film – Zero Dark Chocolate, because a world with no dark chocolate would be a very horrible place to live.
How about this? -Harry Potter and the chamber of Chocolates 🙂
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