Posted in December 2012

Maximum Density Reached~And Exceeded

Maximum Density Reached~And Exceeded

MOOOOO!!!!! Yeah, you heard it here.  I’m a cow.  I’m a toad.  Oink, oink and more oink. If I had a mustache, I’d look like President Taft and you could find me shopping for a piano case to be buried in, or lounging in my giant custom made bath tub. No, I’m not looking for … Continue reading

Daily Prompt~Forever Young

Today’s DP Challenge: If there were a real fountain of youth, would you drink the water. Always making me think, aren’t you, Michelle?  Not neccessarily a bad thing, just not what I’m used to.  It makes me want to paraphrase a favorite quote~ “It’s a little early in the morning for hypothetical speculation, isn’t it?” … Continue reading

Daily Prompt~Plead the 5th

Today’s Daily Prompt~ What question do you hate to be asked. Why did you divorce your ex-husband? You were married for over 20 years. I don’t get asked this one very much anymore, but in those first awful days of separation and divorce, it was asked of me more than I care to think about. … Continue reading

Daily Prompt~Me(us) Time

Daily Prompt~Me(us) Time

Today’s DP Challenge, via our plucky story wrangler Michelle: Daily Prompt~ Me Time What is your ideal Saturday morning.  Are you doing those things this morning?  Why not? My ideal Saturday morning is me waking up at the crack of 4 am, like I am prone to do.  I can’t sleep in no matter how … Continue reading

Retro Holiday Fun!!!

Retro Holiday Fun!!!

This place hasn’t been much fun lately, and I apologize for that.  I’ve been so self-absorbed in all my doom and gloom and midlife aches and pains and shrieking cries for more medication, whine and complain…blah blah blah……  Thanks so much for bearing with me, and for the valiant effort it takes for you to … Continue reading

Daily Prompt~Dear Mom(s) in law

Daily Prompt~Dear Mom(s) in law

  Daily Prompt: Dear Mom   by michelle w. on December 14, 2012 Write a letter to your mom. Tell her something you’ve always wanted to say, but haven’t been able to.  I was going to write a letter to my mom, and still might, but that will be difficult, painful, and I’m not sure I … Continue reading

Thursday Haiku Madness!

Thursday Haiku Madness!

Hey kids, this is a little late, sorry.  Been busy wallowing in self pity, and wondering why my daily prompt post about wallowing in self pity didn’t end up on the pingback list, so there’s some more self pity to wallow in.  Weeeeeee! December has been a very odd month for me, in the blogosphere, … Continue reading

Daily Prompt~Flawed

Daily Prompt~Flawed

  Daily Prompt: Flawed   by michelle w. on December 13, 2012 What is your worst quality? How appropriate for today, as I am already wallowing deep in the quicksand of self-doubt and loathing.  I guess without a doubt, my worst quality is how I see myself. I feel like no matter how hard I try, … Continue reading

I’m all Twitter-pated! And you can be too!

I’m all Twitter-pated! And you can be too!

Today, I’m going to give you Twitter 101. Doesn’t matter that I know next  nothing about it, as that has never stopped me before.  The learning curve is steep and difficult to navigate in these unwieldy orthopedic shoes, but I press on, dear readers, in an effort to help you. If you are reading this … Continue reading

Daily Prompt~Circle of Five

Daily Prompt~Circle of Five

Daily Prompt, circle of Five by michelle w. on December 12, 2012 A writer once said, “You are the average of the five people you spend the most time with.” If this is true, which five people would you like to spend your time with? Thanks for the great idea, Nishad! Oh boy.  This was a … Continue reading

Daily Prompt~ Mix Tape

Daily Prompt~ Mix Tape

Daily Prompt: Mix Tape by michelle w. on December 11, 2012 Put together a a musical playlist of songs that describe your life, including what you hope your future entails.  Oh, Michelle, you let me have more fun than I should be allowed. Anyone who is not a fan of The B-52’s can do one of the following … Continue reading

As Seen On TV Stocking Stuffers! ~Finally

As Seen On TV Stocking Stuffers! ~Finally

Sorry it took so long to get this done, campers.  I know you all have empty, sad looking stockings waiting to be stuffed with consumer goods of glee, so here is my must have list of sockstuffin crap no family should be without. For the brittle  old ladies on your list, like me, who seem … Continue reading