An Xceptional Xmas Poem

English: Christmas postcard picture with Santa...

English: Christmas postcard picture with Santa Claus and holly, with message, “I bring you a Merry Xmas from” (Photo credit: Wikipedia)

Twas the morn before Christmas

Just a Monday for us

Preparing for work,

No turkey to truss


Dear husband stayed home

The company system is down

He’ll kill zombies, make merry

And play with the hound


I’m getting ready to leave

then the dog started to yap

“What is it dumb dog?”

“Oh go take a nap!”


I peered into the parlor

To see what was up

What had stirred the heart

Of my energetic pup?


There in the living room

A Christmas wish come to life

My darling husband,

brought a smile to this loving wife


No reindeer, no sugar plums

no packages with lace

Just a Swiffer in hand~

He’s tidying up the place


Not unusual dear readers

He’s not above sharing the chores

What was special about this?

He was wearing nothing but his drawers


My darling, near naked

A fantasy come to life

To see our  man in his underwear, cleaning

Is a secret wish of every wife


So buy her a fine car

Or just go to Jared

You clueless menfolk

If you want to be  airheads


Make Christmas memorable

by being the gift

A man to be treasured

Giving spirits a lift


Take her mind off the housework

you’ll take care of that too

While she admires  your skills

And enjoys the view


Make her day, take your clothes off

And pick up that broom

Show her you love her

You smokin’ hot groom


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