Okay, so I told you yesterday that I don’t have the time to do this right now, but that hasn’t stopped me from being obsessed with my stats. Can’t believe I am still getting traffic, but thank you! Today, The Cheeky Diva hit the milestone of 2500 page views.
(Over all, not daily–jeez! Like THAT will ever happen)
Anyhoo… to celebrate this molehillish event, I will now entertain you with more random shit. Here is a sampling of oddball photos I ran across while searching for some sort of graphic to represent 2500 hits. Please enjoy these completely unrelated pictures, and please, continue clicking until I return to dazzle all of you with my rapier wit.
No clue how this relates to the number 2500. Anyone? Bueller? Bueller?
I have got to get me one of these! What the hell is it?
I am frightened by this. Truly. Almost as much as I am frightened by the next picture.
Gaaah! Would you EVER put those on your ass? Not even on the ass of my mortal enemy.
Dork knob of my dreams perhaps?
Everyone needs one of these. For paving the streets with gold. Or ASSSSfault.
I would have to call this an Ennui Cabinet. Look at that face. I think my Grandma had one of these in her parlor. Next to the plastic covered couch.
No clue. But it looks “science-ey” doesn’t it?
Last but not least, just because I love it sooooo very much, Creepy Eskimo!!!!
I just can’t get enough of this picture!
Okay, that’s enough. Back to my very busy and important upwardly mobile life.
The Cheeky Diva 
Yup . . . you have a rapier wit. You are such a good pupil. Of other blogs than mine.
Congrats on your milestone!
I actually wrote something today! I love to write about my less than perfect childhood. Please read today’s post if you have time. First thing of any significance I’ve written in quite a few days. I would be honored. Thank you so much for the compliment as well.
I shall pop over there right now! What the heck did I mean “You are such a good pupil?” Any idea? My brain is fried.
Thank you for not saying I was an “Apt Pupil” cuz that kid was one psychotic sumbitch! As always, thanks for reading, Robin.
Seriously……not even your MORTAL enemy? Come on!! It would be fun!
No, but I’m pretty sure you could rock that look.
Congrats! It took me at least 4 months to hit 2500, I think, so you’re doing great. Of course, your blog is great anyway.
Many thanks. Congrats to you on Blogger Idol. Have you written anything yet so I can vote for you?
The posts from all contestants get posted on Wednesday at Noon each week until there is a winner. This first time there will be two eliminations, and there won’t be a post the day before Thanksgiving.
http://www.writersarethenewrockstars.blogspot.com/
It looks like a lot of mommyblogs. You better start writing more about parenting or you won’t have a chance! By the way, how’s the newlywed daughter of yours? Are the entries posted on the Facebook page? Can I vote more than once? Can I screw things up and vote for more than one person? Is that enough questions? No? Here’s a few more? Am I showing up in your reader? Who am I? Where am I? What is the air speed velocity of an unladen swallow?
Daughter is great. Typical newlywed stuff. The answers to all your other questions is “10 Blue Omega”. I actually don’t know if you can vote more than once or for more than one person, but I don’t think so.
Shit, now I have to Google 10 Blue Omega, because as usual, I have no idea what you’re talking about. Glad the newlyweds are blissful, and you still have my vote, as long as I can count on yours next year. 😀
What is it about blogging that makes us so obsessive about our stats? I have the WP app on my phone, which I check many, many times a day (even when I haven’t posted in a while). It gets even worse when I actually do post something new. I’m glad to know that I’m not alone in my obsession. 🙂
Um, yeah…..I’m approving and replying on my cell phone right now. Ha Ha! Keep reading and writing we feed each other’s egos. :-). Bloggers I mean. ;